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  • 2 years ago
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dicksoutsuggestion:

dicks out for my amazing friends; all of whom i love dearly

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narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

earthponi:

fluffybunnybadass:

jinngersnap:

fluffybunnybadass:

ruecian:

toastydoodles:

usbdongle:

sparagm0s:

merryxigmas:

3tno:

myutsuu:

merryxigmas:

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

he does exist!

they do exist

oohh….*faints*

santa?

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

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WHAT

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

from 1993.
thats 22 years ago

this commercial has been playing for 22 years

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

okay but

this one’s from 1989

26 years

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

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arrtpunks:

I 📢 have 📢 no 📢 motivation 📢 to 📢 do 📢 anything 📢

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shuhvon:

jayce:

jayce:

sweet new iphone 7 can’t wait to see videos of white people stuffing it in a watermelon and chucking it off a building to see if it breaks

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Did it break?

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wonderfully-inadequate:

10000bc:

since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need

Only donate gently used clothing. Don’t buy it to donate, because that will just give them more money.

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Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

small-home-repair-vikings:

spooky-son-of-rome:

carpebutts:

whisperwhisk:

seananmcguire:

snowysauropteryx:

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

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unicornempire:

littleblackfoxx:

MY HEART

Well this just improved my day by a kabillion percent.

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papabay:

shimiigods:

@papabay IT HIM IT THE BOI IT THE GOGO

@shimiigods dskjfdsnknf HAHAHA OMG THE FLOOF!!

papabay:

shimiigods:

@papabay IT HIM IT THE BOI IT THE GOGO

@shimiigods dskjfdsnknf HAHAHA OMG THE FLOOF!!

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wendys upside down is shpuem

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im-sacred67:

aawb:

thomassandersfandersblog:

Party Games 💥

I literally love this with my whole heart

Guy 1: Alright, bro.

Guy 1 & 2: TRUTH OR DARE?!

Guy 3: Uhhhh….or.

Guy 1 & 2: …

Guy 2: *hands over boat oar* Why is this even an option?

Guy 1: I don’t know.

im-sacred67:

aawb:

thomassandersfandersblog:

Party Games 💥

I literally love this with my whole heart

Guy 1: Alright, bro.

Guy 1 & 2: TRUTH OR DARE?!

Guy 3: Uhhhh….or.

Guy 1 & 2: …

Guy 2: *hands over boat oar* Why is this even an option?

Guy 1: I don’t know.

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